(GROWLING)
What was that?
I don't know. I don't know.
I want us to just take the money and we could just run away.
I'm afraid you have the wrong person.
I swear to you, there's a guy that looks just like me.
How're you gonna do it, Mikey?
They won't come looking for it after they've murdered me.
Will you tell him, please? I'm not this Mike. Tell him.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(ROARS)
Dr. Banner is dead.
My name is Cassidy.
Hello, David.
Banner, you're alive.
NARRATOR: Dr. David Banner, physician, scientist.
Searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have.
Then, an accidental overdose of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry.
And now, when David Banner grows angry or outraged,
a startling metamorphosis occurs.
(ROARS)
The creature is driven by rage
and pursued by an investigative reporter.
Mr. McGee, don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
The creature is wanted for a murder he didn't commit.
David Banner is believed to be dead.
And he must let the world think that he is dead
until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.
(ROARS)
(NEIGHBORS CHATTERING)
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
Get up.
(GROANS)
I said, beat it.
I'm sick of looking at your face.
(CLICKING)
Listen, sugar. I'll come back later if you want.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
DANNY: Here it is. Kick it in.
(SCREAMING)
Get out of the way.
Hey, Mikey.
Mikey, it's me.
Sorry?
Get out of here.
Hey, you look great, man. I almost didn't recognize you.
I'm sorry. I think you've got the wrong guy.
Hey, come on, Mikey.
My name's not Mike.
Oh, yeah. My mistake, man.
TEDDY: I told you, Mike, at first I thought maybe you was
trying to pull some kind of a joke,
and then I remembered
you ain't got no sense of humor.
Who is he?
A drifter. A bum.
He couldn't come up with a week's rent,
so they're making him work it off.
Well?
I'm thinking, Teddy.
I'm thinking.
I swear to God, Lorraine.
You were the first thought on Mike's mind.
He said, "I gotta see my girl."
He wants to straighten things out, Lorraine.
I think his conscience is bothering him.
(CHUCKLING) What conscience?
I've been through this with him too many times, Teddy.
Mike never needed anyone in his life.
He's been good to me, Lorraine.
Yeah, I know.
(SIGHING) All right. Where?
You know where the Bothwell Hotel is?
I can find that. Okay, Room 2F.
I'll be there in an hour. Room 2F.
Right. It's the Bothwell Hotel. Don't forget that.
I heard you, 2F. Goodbye.
You were terrific, Lorraine.
Mike's got a lot of nerve.
He's making all the wrong moves.
Shows he's getting old, losing his touch.
So, what now, Steve?
Well, Lorraine'll go see him,
find out what his plans are.
Soon as we find out that he's not setting us up,
we make our move.
That's where you come in, Lorraine.
Yeah, that's providing the cops don't get him first.
Either way he's wasted.
See, baby,
I told you.
You're irresistible.
(CHUCKLING)
Hey, Mike, you finished yet?
She fell for it, Mikey.
(CHUCKLING)
MIKE: Yeah, of course she did.
You give her the right room number?
Yeah, Mikey, 2F.
If this works, the cops will never recognize you.
(SIGHING)
It's perfect, Mike.
You look just like the other guy.
Yes?
(SIGHING)
Well, you look terrific. I like what you've done.
Thank you.
You look just like when we first met.
I...
I think this is a mistake.
(CHUCKLING) Oh, that's the story of my life.
Listen. I thought about it all the way over here,
and I want us to just take the money and we can just run away.
We can go anywhere. South America, anywhere.
I don't care. As long as we're together.
I... I'm afraid you have the wrong person.
That's what everyone's told me.
But I know how I feel.
And besides,
who else would put up with your temper?
Listen, Steve thinks that I'm still with him,
but I really hate him, and when he touches me, I...
Look, look, if you could just tell me what this is all about...
Well, I've just been marking time until you came, until you called me.
I knew you'd call. I knew you would
because underneath this tough shield that you wear
beats a very human heart.
We can still run away. There's plenty of time.
Mike, we can start all over.
(STAMMERING) My name isn't Mike.
What are you talking about?
I just think that you have me confused with somebody else.
Mike,
I came over here because you asked me to.
Mike, I love you.
I'm sorry.
(SIGHING)
Why?
Why the phone call?
What phone call?
From Teddy? Who's Teddy?
What the hell is wrong with you, Mike?
Look, I don't know who Mike is.
I don't know who Teddy is.
I'm terribly flattered because you're a very attractive lady.
But a mistake has been made.
You're right. You are so right.
I trusted you. That's my mistake.
When you called I thought that you had changed.
But you haven't changed at all.
You're still pushing me away.
You're still the same damn...
(DOOR SLAMS)
(DOOR OPENING)
Well, was he there?
Yeah.
So, what did he say? Did he tell you where the money is?
(SNAPS FINGER)
Wait in the car.
He's crazy, Steve. He talks like a crazy man.
Oh, come on, Lorraine. He's cornered, and knows it.
He's got nowhere left to run.
(CHUCKLES)
It's all working out perfectly.
And I couldn't have done it without you.
Ready for tomorrow?
Whatever you want.
Good.
(CHUCKLING) Good.
OFFICER: There he is. Cassidy.
Just like the man said.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
LORRAINE: Get in.
Lady, would you get out of the way?
WOMAN: I'm just picking it up...
Lady, we don't want you.
Oh!
(EXCLAIMS)
Well, once again, I'd like to thank you for your help.
Can you just tell me how to get out of here?
What's your hurry, sport?
Hey, Mike.
We missed you this morning at the ground-breaking ceremony.
My name is David Bowman.
You look good without the mustache. Takes off years.
I've never had a mustache.
Now, obviously, I look like this person,
Mike, that you're talking about,
but I'm sure we can straighten this out.
It's true.
We just need a couple of answers, that's all.
Good.
Where's the money?
I don't have any money.
Come on, even you couldn't get rid of $100,000 this quickly.
I'm trying to tell you, I don't know anything about this money.
Steve, wait a minute.
He might be right. I don't think he's Mike.
What do you mean?
Listen to him. Have you ever heard Mike talk like that?
You've never seen Mike before when he's not in charge.
You trying to protect him, Lorraine?
Take him to the office.
What for? Hey, now wait a minute.
Lorraine, or whatever your name is,
will you tell him, please? I'm not this Mike.
Tell him. Hey!
Steve, something is wrong. That is not him.
I am sure that is not him.
I'm disappointed in you, honey.
I thought you wanted this.
He is not Mike!
Knock it off.
Well?
He won't say nothing, Steve.
I thought you were smarter.
I'm telling you, you're making a big mistake here.
You know how long I've waited to see you like this?
Pete.
(SCREAMS)
Where's the money, Mikey?
(PANTING) I have no idea what you're talking about.
One more time, Pete.
(SCREAMING)
You're only making it rougher on yourself, Mike.
(PANTING)
Don't do that.
He's gonna keep it up until you tell us what we want to know.
(GROANING)
(SCREAMING)
STEVE: Mike, Mike, you of all people should know
how much Pete and Danny enjoy their work.
Why don't you wise up, Mike?
Tell us where the money is.
(GASPING)
Steve, don't!
(DAVID SCREAMING)
Stop it!
Are you gonna talk, Mike?
(GROANING) I'm not Mike.
(DAVID SCREAMING)
Get out of here! No! No!
No!
Danny, get her out of here.
(SCREAMS) She bit me.
Come on. Come on.
What about him?
He's not gonna go anywhere!
(DAVID SCREAMING)
Take her home.
What if she bites me again?
Then get a rabies shot.
Come on, Pete. Let's get back to the party.
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
(GROWLING)
PETE: Oh, my God! Steve!
Wait for me!
(GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
(STEVE SHOUTING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(GROWLING)
(ROARS)
(ROARING)
Let's get out of here.
Hey! Wait for me, man.
(GROWLING)
(ROARS)
It's right behind us, Steve.
(GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
WOMAN: Chumley, would you hurry up? Our show is going to be over.
(BARKING)
Chumley, what's wrong with you?
(BARKING)
(YELPING)
(SCREAMING)
Get away! Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
Please, go. You want money?
I don't have any money, I swear.
(DOG WHINING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(GRUNTING)
(DOG BARKING)
Sick him, Chumley. Go get him!
(WHINING)
Oh, useless, that's what you are.
Useless.
You really gonna give him half the money?
That's right.
I ain't never seen you give away nothing for nothing before, Mikey.
Well, you gotta be flexible.
Constantly adjusting, always moving on your feet.
It's the law of the jungle.
Yeah, but half the money.
I mean, who made up that law?
I thought it was a good idea.
That way they won't come looking for it after they've murdered me.
How're you gonna do it, Mikey?
You're going to plant it on Bowman.
Here's your cut, Teddy.
Plus,
a little extra for services above and beyond the call of duty.
Thanks a lot, Mikey.
Thanks a lot, really. That's great, man. Thanks a lot.
But how're you gonna pull it off?
With a little help from our friend, David.
Man, don't take you guys long to get on something like this, does it?
I was already in town.
Yeah, well, mister, I'll tell you what I told the police,
I don't know nothing about nothing, okay?
Well, what about some other witnesses? Who else was here?
I didn't see nobody.
What about the car? Who was in it?
I didn't see nobody.
What about a large, green creature? You saw that, didn't you?
My paper's offering a $10,000 reward
for any information leading to its capture.
(SIGHING)
Look, mister,
in this neighborhood, you see all kinds of weirdoes.
After a while, you just learn to ignore them.
(DIALING PHONE)
(SIGHING)
(PHONE RINGING)
Hello? MIKE: Lorraine.
Mike?
Where's Steve?
He's out. Are you okay?
I want you to give Steve a message for me.
Where are you?
Are you kidding? I'm not gonna let you set me up.
Mike, I came to see you
and there was this other man there.
Mike, who is he? I'm... God, I'm so confused.
Tell Steve I want to see him.
No.
Mike, you've got to get away.
He doesn't want to talk to you anymore.
He's going to try and kill you.
You're worried.
How flattering.
I'm an idiot, I admit it!
I still love you, Mike.
That's why I'd rather risk never seeing you again than having you dead.
Watch your temper, Lorraine. You know how much trouble it gets you in.
Why won't you listen to me?
Because, honey, you bore me.
You always have.
I only keep you around for one reason,
and frankly, that's lost all of its charm.
So you just tell Steve I'll meet him at 7:00
tomorrow morning at the construction site.
I'll have half the money with me. You got it?
Lorraine?
Are you going to tell Steve for me?
You bet I will.
(EXCLAIMING)
(DOOR OPENING)
(WOMAN CHATTERING ON TV)
(WOMAN MUTTERING)
Yeah? Be careful of this dog.
Yeah. Yes.
(STAMMERING) I'm Jack McGee, from The National Register.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah!
I'll put my dog away. He's very vicious.
So, he won't hurt you.
Just a second. Stay, Chumley.
(SIGHING) I'm sorry, but, you know, he used to be a terrific watchdog.
Yeah. And people take advantage of a girl these days.
You know. Sure, sure, listen.
You're from The Register?
Right. Hey, you wanna come in?
No, no, thanks. I only have a second. Oh.
People around here reported that you were the one
who saw the Hulk come into this building.
A large, green creature.
Oh, that is right.
So, what happened? So, he tried to attack me.
You know, he scared the fleas right off my dog, Chumley.
I won't have to give him a bath for a month.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Yeah, well, then what happened?
Where did he go? The creature, I mean?
You know,
it's been a long time since I've seen a hunk of any color around here.
(SIGHING) Would you like a beer?
No, no, that's very nice of you, but I...
Have there been any new tenants around here?
A man. Fortyish medium height, build.
(CHUCKLING) This place. New tenants every other day. Except me.
I've been here 12 years.
Listen... Hey, you wanna come in for a minute?
No, no, no. I'll let you get back to your show.
Thanks a lot all the same.
Look, if you should remember or think of anything at all,
you can reach me at that number.
You know, you might want to try that guy who lives across the hall, there.
2F.
He works here, he sees everything.
And if he isn't the person you're looking for,
maybe I am, huh?
Okay, thanks a lot.
Mr. McGee.
Your paper...
Is it true what they said about the Six Million Dollar Man?
Well, if we printed it, it's true.
(GIGGLING) Bye, bye.
Bye.
My God.
Banner,
you're alive.
Banner.
Dr. Banner, I'm Jack McGee.
So? I can't believe you're still alive.
Which is more than I can say for you, if you don't take your hand off my door.
Banner... No, the name is Cassidy. Mike Cassidy.
And I don't think we have anything further to talk about.
All right? I think I understand why you're hiding out here.
It has something to do with the Hulk, doesn't it?
I told you, I don't know anything about this Banner character.
Now, I was on my way out and you're bothering me.
I just want to talk to you for a couple of minutes. I could...
I told you you're bothering me!
Hi, Mike, is this guy bothering you over here?
Yeah.
Hey, hey, what's your problem?
I thought I knew this man.
San Quentin? You did time with this guy, Mikey?
No.
It was a mistake.
Yeah, pretty stupid mistake.
Hey, hey, come on, Mikey. We got some business to discuss.
All right. You listen to me, friend.
I don't know what you're up to,
but if you ever show your face around here again,
my friend's are going to break both your legs. You got that?
You got it? Yes.
Get out! Go on.
(SIGHING)
You okay?
(PANTING) Yeah.
What the hell is going on around here?
Relax, Bowman. Everything's under control.
You know I'm not Mike Cassidy?
Yeah. Sure. That's why I'm here.
(SIGHING)
Hey, I heard you had a lot of trouble lately.
This Mike Cassidy thing.
I can't believe people think we look so much alike.
How'd you like to find out for yourself?
I mean, he feels real bad, you know.
You taking all kinds of heat on account of him.
He'd like to apologize. In person.
I... I think he's curious, you know.
(STAMMERING) No, I just want to get out of town.
You got any money?
No.
Well, you won't get very far.
Hey. Here's the deal.
You still owe rent on this dump here, right?
Right. Okay, so, Mike'll take care of that for you.
I'll take you over to see him,
then I'll drive you right to the bus station.
I don't have enough money for a bus ticket.
Oh, you just tell Mike where you want to go.
Well, Bowman, what do you say?
Why are you doing this?
It's not me, it's Mike.
I told you, he feels he owes you.
Hey, that guy that just left here, he's on your back, right?
Yeah. Well, you tell Mike about him
and I'll bet he fixes it for you.
I just want out.
Hey, Mike wants you out, too.
Come on, let's face it, you're causing a lot of attention around here.
(SIGHING)
It's a deal?
(SIGHING) Yeah, it's a deal.
All right.
Okay.
I'll pick you up about 6:00, all right?
And I'm going to lock this up nice and tight here for you, okay?
Don't let nobody in here again tonight, okay?
All right, I'll see you later.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(DOOR OPENING)
You ready? Come on, it's almost 6:00.
Follow me. Come on.
Where are you going?
Just come with me.
In there.
Go ahead, make yourself comfortable.
MIKE: Hello, David.
Strange, huh?
(SIGHING)
I mean, you read about this kind of thing, you know, Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
I gather
there's been a certain amount of grief because of me.
I'm afraid my friends don't have any class.
(LAUGHING)
It's starting to make sense to me now.
I mean, I can really see what the confusion was.
Well, they won't bother you anymore.
I have a couple of my guys waiting to take you any place you want to go.
I only hope that you'll accept my apology.
Yeah.
(CLOCK TICKING)
Mike, talk to me.
You get up from bed, you make me feel cheap.
Every time I write you a check,
I am reminded that you are anything but cheap.
I've never asked you for anything.
Please don't act like this.
Like what? Like you don't care.
I know you better than anyone.
That's right.
I keep forgetting you know the real me.
I do. Only you understand me.
Only you have the insight
that can see beyond the tough guy exterior.
Please don't be mean.
Don't be mean?
(SIGHING)
Why don't you stop wasting
your limited intelligence trying to figure me out
and go take a good look at yourself?
You're with me because I am mean,
because I don't care.
No, that's not true.
It is true.
And I'm not going to change.
You don't want me to.
You're a born victim.
Oh!
Mike.
Good night.
(SIGHING)
You look terrific. I like what you've done.
Thank you.
We can still run away. There's plenty of time.
Mike, we can start all over.
(STAMMERING) My name isn't Mike.
What are you talking about?
I just think that you have me confused with somebody else.
Mike,
I came over here because you asked me to.
Mike, I love you.
I'm sorry.
Hey, now wait a minute. Lorraine, or whatever your name is,
will you tell him, please? I'm not this Mike.
Tell him. Hey!
I'm terribly flattered because you're a very attractive lady.
But a mistake has been made.
All right, I told them to pick you up here at 7:00.
I'd take you myself, but I think the less people see of us together,
the better it is for both of us.
Yeah. Look, if you happen to run into a reporter named McGee,
I would really appreciate you pretending you've met him before.
Yeah, sure.
Here, I want you to have this.
This'll take you about any place you want to go.
No, really...
Come on, you've earned it.
(SIGHING)
Thank you.
Okay, buddy.
Guy really gives me the creeps. Let's get out of here.
Come on, Mikey, let's get out of here.
No, not till I know it's done.
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
(MUFFLED GROANS)
Morning, Mike.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, thanks for bringing the money.
Makes everything real simple.
You got soft, Mike.
You made mistakes.
So, it's now time to put you to sleep.
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
Oh, yeah.
Thanks for letting us know you were coming.
We got all ready for you.
I'm glad you got to see the building, too.
This is how we should spend our money.
And since you taught me everything I know,
I thought I'd make you a permanent part of it.
Sort of like the Mike Cassidy Foundation.
(LAUGHING)
I thought of doing it painlessly,
but then I decided to wait,
so I could see your face when you heard you were about to die.
And believe me, Mike,
it was worth it.
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
STEVE: You like the plastic, Mike? Air pockets, get it?
You always liked yourself. Now you can breathe your own air.
(GROWLS)
What the hell is that?
I don't know. I don't know.
(GROWLS)
It's that thing again!
(GROWLING)
PETE: Let's get out of here.
(GROWLING)
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
(ROARS)
Get out of here.
Come on, come on.
(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)
OFFICER: Freeze!
Everybody against the car.
Move!
(WOMAN CHATTERING ON POLICE RADIO)
I don't know.
The man that I saw seemed different, somehow.
He was younger.
He dyed his hair.
And he probably used tape here and here to pull back the skin.
Makes a big difference.
Well then, are you sure that you've got the right guy?
Mr. McGee, Mike Cassidy has been thoroughly checked out.
Fingerprints, everything.
The lieutenant has personally been looking for him for too long
to make any mistakes.
Could I interview him?
Get in line.
Right now he's giving us the lowdown on his cronies.
Police departments in 14 cities have their own beefs with him,
and he'll probably serve 15 years if he behaves himself.
I don't know.
Somehow, something about the whole thing just doesn't seem right.
Mr. McGee,
the man you're looking for, this Dr. Banner, is dead, right?
Burned to death? You reporters are supposed to deal in facts.
Well, while the doctor was being buried,
Cassidy was doing time in San Quentin.
It's all there in black and white.
You know, if I were you, I'd rather be fooled by an old con
than to start believing in ghosts.
(CHUCKLING)
LORRAINE: Hard to believe, isn't it?
I could've sworn they made a mistake.
We all do, mister.
But not this time.
They've got the right man.
Trust me.
I swear to you, there's a guy that looks just like me.
Now maybe he did it.
Oh, let me guess, your twin brother, right?
Come on, Cassidy, you can do better than that.
(SIGHING)